weasley-wheezy:

Weasley-wheezy

[…] “Did you see me disarm Hermione, Harry?” 
“Only once,” said Hermione, stung. “I got you loads more than you got me -” 
“I did not only get you once, I got you at least three times -” 
“Well, if you’re counting the one where you tripped over your own feet and knocked the wand out of my hand -”

meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

thescienceofobsession:

moveslikemarkova:

EVERY Time Sherlock and John Say Each Others’ Names!! Isn’t it perfectly awful that I love this so much??

wait why am I crying

benedictatorship:

Welcome to your English Degree

piewinchesters:

the problem with Les Miserables is you can say it wrong and sound like a douche or you can say it right and sound like a douche

New still of The Amazing Spider-Man 2: Rise of Electro.


I don’t like that you can either be ugly and smart or pretty and dumb, or ugly and nice or pretty and mean.
I don’t like that you can either be ugly and smart or pretty and dumb, or ugly and nice or pretty and mean.

officialprincewilliam:

names are so weird it’s like what noise should i make to get your attention

[Dear Jenna, Have you ever successfully baked a souffleé?]
No, I have not but I feel like maybe I should try.